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25th May 2012

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HOLY SHIT THIS MADE ME LOL LITERALLY

HOLY SHIT THIS MADE ME LOL LITERALLY

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25th May 2012

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cynicalwitch:

Harry outside
I feel bad for him in this heat, he gets so hot.

cynicalwitch:

Harry outside

I feel bad for him in this heat, he gets so hot.

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25th May 2012

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rofl

rofl

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9th May 2012

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A Doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant, “John, I am going hunting tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients”. “Yes, sir!!!” answers John. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks, “So, John How was your day?” John told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a Headache so I gave him Analgin.” “Bravo Mate, and the second one?” asks the doctor. “The second one had running nose and I gave him Coldarin, sir” says John. “Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor. “Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!” And what did you do John?” asks the doctor. “I put drops in her eyes!!!

3rd May 2012

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A young man named Tom goes to an interview for a sales company. The manager says, “We want to know one thing, Tom. Can you sell some fucking toothbrushes? We like closers, not losers. You take this briefcase. It has 250 toothbrushes. You sell the whole thing in two weeks, we’ll give you another case.” Tom takes the briefcase and returns in less than 3 hours having sold all the toothbrushes. The manager is floored. He gives him another case of toothbrushes. Tom is back within 2 hours. By the end of the week, Tom sells over 5,000 toothbrushes. The manager holds a meeting with all salespeople. “Tom, this young go-getter, has outsold all of you combined for the month in a single week. You sorry sons-of-bitches could learn something from Tom. Tom, please, tell us your secret.” “It’s quite simple, really,” Tom says. “I go to the airport and set up a booth with a sign that says Free Chips and Dip. People come to the booth, take a chip, put it in the dip, and eat it. Then they spit it out and say, ‘This tastes like fucking shit!’ Then I say, ‘That’s what it is! Wanna buy a toothbrush?’”

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1st May 2012

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kung fu panda

kung fu panda

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29th April 2012

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Quorra Flynn A really Beautiful Girl I know

29th April 2012

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I think this lady has big boobies? do you agree? She is beautiful too?

29th April 2012

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A picture about jobs

A picture about jobs

28th April 2012

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What 100 Billion dollars can buy you.

What 100 Billion dollars can buy you.

26th April 2012

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Where is Black Panther?

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18th April 2012

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lmao

lmao

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18th April 2012

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This is a really good post from my buddy, about immature gamers →

15th April 2012

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The Beatles

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10th April 2012

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Rick Mercer is talking about Camaro →